Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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