How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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