i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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