She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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