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So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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