But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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