4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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