you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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