He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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