I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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