I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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