The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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