It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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