You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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