If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
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