dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
