One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
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