Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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