Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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