Ambien. No doubt about it.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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