Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
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