I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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