First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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