As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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