just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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