Hey man sorry I got all grabby
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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