Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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