who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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