im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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