Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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