my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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