This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
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