3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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