so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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