YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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