is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
they need to just BURY HIM!
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
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