so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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