Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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