You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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