My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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