Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I smell like Dick and happiness
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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