He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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