I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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