you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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