She went from zero to smokin in five shots
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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