im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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