so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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