Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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