omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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