I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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