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(971): View more from Oregon

So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...

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(732): View more from New Jersey

people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.

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(309): View more from Illinois

Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...

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(586): View more from Michigan

I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.

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(917): View more from New York City

I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.

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