Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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