I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
no. you can't hotbox the world.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
