Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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