I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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