had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I'm sobbing to NWA
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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