That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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