My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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